

Being a goddess can be such a boar
Model and Page 3 favourite Keeley Hazell thinks she's solved all her problems by taking up an unexpectedly high-brow hobby: translating Latin. The language has given her magical powers, enabling her to ward-off the frenzied attention of her adoring fans, and the British Library offers an ideal refuge from the hordes. But when she meets Adam, the one Sun-reader in the country she hadn't bargained for, Keeley is given a lesson in not judging books by their covers. Her journey of discovery will reveal just how far she's come to rely on the advantages of fame. A warped retelling of Ovid's most famous myth, Venus and Adonis, and a comic study of society's obsession with the image.
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- Keeley HazellKeeley
- Ukweli RoachAdam
- Will SmithSimon
- Sam BlackmoreJakey the Builder
- Lucy CuddenPhone messages
- Jot DaviesPhone messages
- Melody GroveNarrator
- Marina HayterSuzanne the Librarian
- Michael Grady-HallGeorge
- Peter F. GardinerRoadwork
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- Adam RandallDirector
- Reuben GroveWriter
- Trevor ForrestDirector of Photography
- Stephen WarbeckOriginal Music Composer
- Paul MonaghanEditor
- Andy BrunskillProducer
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