- Comedy, Family, Crime
- 107 min
The detectives are checking their list—and checking it twice.
When a gang of bumbling porch pirates targets East Texas during the holiday season, three small-town detectives jump into action. Their mission? Recover stolen packages—including a rare Beanie Baby and the Mayor’s prized Christmas pickle—before Christmas spirit disappears. Packed with slapstick laughs, festive hijinks, and heartwarming moments, Porch Pirates is a family-friendly holiday comedy for all ages.
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Cast
- Jay Dee WaltersJack Tyler
- Ryan T. JohnsonSticky/Kenny Rogers
- Candace KirkpatrickMaria Tyler
- Eric HansonFast Eddie
- Phil MendozaMarcos Fernandez
- Bill JenkinsMayor Jim
- David D. FordDavid
- Natalie JonesCharley
- Molly PeytonSarah
- Kara RainerSally Jones
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- Jeff HammDirector
- Justin ChaffeeWriter
- Jeff HammWriter
- Jay Dee WaltersWriter
- Jeff HammProducer
- Ken Ray MontsProducer
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