Game

Coffee Crisis 2017

Developed by Mega Cat Studios

  • Fighting, Hack and slash/Beat 'em up, Indie, Arcade

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Coffee Crisis is an arcade-style beat 'em up full of caffeinated carnage! This is a full scale release for the Sega Genesis/Mega Drive, packed with classic gameplay and an extra espresso shot of action! An evil race of aliens called the Smurgliens has watched Earth for years. Through their observations, they deduce that the best humanity has to offer is its wifi, cat videos, metal music, and coffee. Two baristas from the Black Forge Coffee House, Nick and Ashley, take it upon themselves to confront the threat after their coffee shop is invaded.

FightingHack and slash/Beat 'em upIndieArcadeActionScience fictionretrobrawlerhomebrewcouch co-opWeb browser, PlayStation 4, Linux, Sega Mega Drive/Genesis, PC (Microsoft Windows), Mac

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Unpretentious, plot-driven, relentless and resolved.

  • unpretentiousprestige
  • character-ledplot-driven
  • contemplativerelentless
  • resolvedopen-ended
  • classical in formformally daring

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